I -must- ask this. "Professional panty-creamer (it says so on his work visa!)" - ablsfabsdajshdo??? Translation: Do you have a scan of that or what?! I'm so excited!
Of course I have a scan (I’m a professional fake blogger!) but how irresponsible of me would it be to post it?!?!? If you don’t believe me, though, just look at this photo. If you don’t need to change your undies afterward then you might need to contact your physician. #thatshitmightbemedical #youmightneedthis